I wrote a Thanksgiving poem based on the children's song "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly." It is a cautionary tale. On Thanksgiving a lady ate lots of pie. I don't know why she ate lots of pie. She feels like she'll die. On Thanksgiving a lady ate too much bread. She … Continue reading On Thanksgiving a lady ate lots of pie (perhaps she’ll die)
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Santa's Workshop has been a target of misogyny accusations and harassment claims largely surrounding the treatment of toy developer Missy d'Elf. Missy and her supporters have been threatened, and their personal information has been posted online. Many argue the harassment is more evidence of the notoriously anti-feminist culture in the toy-making industry. Opponents say the … Continue reading Misogyny accusations raise tensions at Santa’s Workshop
I've always been annoyed by imprecise people. Have I ever told you that? Pfft. I don't understand why some people can't seem to follow directions or show up somewhere when they say they will. I have no patience for exaggeration and hyperbole. Say what you mean and mean what you say. That's my way. Being … Continue reading Imprecise
Dear boss, I have some questions regading your message about the importance of accurate timesheets. I am trying to be more mindful in the reporting of my hours; unfortunately, I cannot find appropriate billing codes for many of my activities. Below is a breakdown of how I spent my 40 hours this week. Please advise as to how … Continue reading A blatantly honest timesheet
Trick-or-treating in Maggie's neighborhood was regimented. No kid dared show up on a porch a moment before 6 pm or a second after 8 pm. All candy was nut-free. Most was chocolate with a few other options kept off to the side for anyone who was allergic (Lewis). The ritual always ended with a careful … Continue reading The Halloween Key
Kim Z. Dale 