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My neighborhood mosque

There is a mosque in my neighborhood. Sometimes it makes me nervous. Sometimes I purposefully walk on the other side of the street to avoid walking too close, or I choose a path that avoids that block altogether. There is a mosque in my neighborhood. I'm not nervous about the people who go to the … Continue reading My neighborhood mosque

I celebrate Easter, but I’m not a Christian

I was looking for days to see a couple of children's shows I want to take the kids to. Our schedules are open next Sunday, but neither show has performances that day. It's Easter. I'm sure they don't have shows on Easter out of respect for performers and crew members who celebrate the holiday and … Continue reading I celebrate Easter, but I’m not a Christian

I am tired

I am tired, but I am not encircled by a tire. I am sluggish, but I am not a slug. I am drained, but I am not a bathtub. I am spent, but I am not legal currency. I am wiped out, but I've never surfed. I'm somnolent, but I'm not a sommelier. I am … Continue reading I am tired

Song for a canceled Trump rally: “Tiny Hands, Sir”

My friend Old Single Mom went to the Donald Trump Rally in Chicago that was canceled. You should read her incredible observations from the event. One of the things she notes is this: A bunch of Trump supporters sang in unison to Elton John’s "Rocket Man" - and then blanked on the lyrics of "Tiny Dancer." … Continue reading Song for a canceled Trump rally: “Tiny Hands, Sir”

This is a fan letter

To whom it may concern: This is a fan letter. I'm writing to say that I'm a fan of yours. I hope that's flattering and not creepy. Regardless, I've started writing this, so I guess I'll keep going. I love what you do. You've done some really wonderful work. So good. I know your critics … Continue reading This is a fan letter