Frozen leggings let Elsa keep an eye on your crotch

I was casually browsing Amazon for Halloween goodies when I spotted an item called “Dear-lover Women’s Frozen Elsa Print Legging Tights One Size.” These are leggings that put Elsa from Frozen right next to your crotch. Take a look.

I like the movie Frozen, but I’m not sure this is most flattering way to show my apprecation for Elsa particularly since the placement of her head means embracing the wearing of leggings as pants or hiding the most distinguishable feature of the leggings.

I guess it could be worse though. You could get these How to Train Your Dragon leggings and have eyeballs staring out from under your hipbones.

I know there is a market for these. I also know that I am not it. Are you?

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