You better watch out, you better not cry,
You better not shout, I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
It’s not just the kids. He sees their parents too.
He knows all those things that moms sometimes do.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He sees you when you’re yelling or staring at your phone.
He sees you lock the bathroom door just to get some time alone.
So, you better watch out, you better not cry,
You better not shout, I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He sees what you’ve been eating, he knows that you sneak cake
even though you swore it was all gone while the kids were still awake.
So, you better watch out, you better not cry,
You better not shout, I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He knows you’re only naughty once the kids are fast asleep
sneaking in some sex with daddy trying not to make a peep.
Yes, he sees you doing that.
And he likes it.
He’s a voyeur.
Santa Claus is coming to town. Close your blinds.
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