Oh, my god. It’s BD Wong.
Don’t be stupid. It can’t be BD Wong. Why would actor BD Wong be here?
OH, MY GOD! I’M RACIST! I THINK EVERY ASIAN GUY LOOKS LIKE BD WONG!
No. I’m not racist. That guy does look a lot like BD Wong. Sometimes people look like other people. That doesn’t make me racist.
I still feel bad about it. I still have white guilt. He still looks like BD Wong to me.
Stop thinking about BD Wong. Stop thinking about BD Wong. STOP THINKING ABOUT BD WONG!
“Hey! Did you have a chance to meet BD Wong?”
“No. Wait. What?”
“This is BD Wong. The actor. He’s in a movie that’s going to do some filming in the building.”
OH, MY GOD! YOU’RE BD WONG! I’M NOT RACIST!
“Hi! Welcome. It’s so nice to meet. you, Mr. Wong. I didn’t even recognize you.”
Phew. I was worried about myself for a moment. No problem. Just BD Wong in my building. Whatever.
Wait. Who’s that?
Oh, my god! It’s Spike Lee!
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